The past week, Valentine's Day, stalking girls in college and the asian population at UCLA are all topics of discussion for Bill and George in the latest episode of Masshole Satire. Parts Two and Three focus on Roger Clemens. Be afraid!

The truth behind the saga involving Roger Clemens and his former personal trainer, Brian Mcnamee, comes to light on this segment of the show. A Masshole Satire EXCLUSIVE!

Despite Bill's protests, George continues to assert that the true reason for Brian McNamee's revelations about Roger Clemens' steroid and human growth hormone use is the break-up of their intimate homosexual relationship - as evidenced by the fact that they could not make eye contact at the congressional hearing.

After a quick review of last week's show, including several retractions of Bill's errors, George provides listeners with the amount of time it takes to bed a 9/11 widow.

A 9/11 victim is finally recognized as officially deceased but George seems to have some new information about the circumstances of this woman's passing.

Bill and George argue over the restrictive measures set into place by the show's general manager, Brett Marcotte, and discuss the ramifications of a possible lawsuit by a frequent listener in Texas.

After a month's hiatus, Masshole Satire has returned - bigger, better and badder than ever. New co-host Bill has left his desk job to enter the studio and moderate the show with George. The results? Predictable. Enjoy this four-part series and try to figure out how many Newcastles the star of the show can finish in just over an hour!

It's difficult to believe that over six-hundred people are subscribing to this on iTunes! We're back - and better than ever - so thanks for listening...suckers!

Part Three of Show #8 with management guy Bill and the star, George.

Bill, a management plant, joins George as a co-host for the new, improved edition of Masshole Satire. Part Four concludes the comeback.

This is the worst podcast in history. Actually, it's the best. Drunk reporter + drunk interview subjects = fun on New Year's Eve in Brookline, Massachusetts. Join George at Matt Murphy's Pub as he asks bizarre questions to random strangers.

Reading the Missed Connections on craigslist.org is one of the best ways for a person to burn several hours of a day, especially when confronted with the desperate ramblings of stalkers hoping to find that special someone they passed by at the trolley station. George delves into the phenomenon on this final episode for 2007 (Caroline is out sick but will return next week).

This time, the girls get into the act on craiglist.org's Missed Connections. Pathetic and lonely...just like the guys!

The proliferation of low-rise jeans is causing a safety hazard for Massachusetts. Caroline and George get to the bottom of this issue regarding muffin tops and whale tails. Special thanks to whale-tail.com and muffinhuntin.com for the inspiration!

Caroline and George attempted to interview holiday shoppers at the Prudential Center in Boston about muffin tops and whale tails - unfortunately, the inclement weather kept people away from the mall! So, this show is really a work in progress. We'll add more this week!

McCall Middle School in Winchester, Massachusetts cancelled a 7th grade class excursion to see a live performance of A Miracle on 34th Street because of the complaints of some parents. George and Caroline discuss this tragedy in suburbia.

Enjoy the second part of our tale of McCall Middle School in Stepford - errr - Winchester, Massachusetts.

The conclusion of the story about McCall Middle School's decision to cancel a 7th grade class field trip to see a live performance of A Miracle on 34th Street.

Something is amiss at Milton Academy, thanks in part to a recent cheating scandal. Caroline, Meg and George get to the bottom of the problem! Please note that this entire show is for entertainment purposes only...and no animals were harmed in the production of this brilliant work of satire.

Part Two of the shocking story about Milton Academy's cheating and sex scandals. Please note that this entire show is for entertainment purposes only...and no animals were harmed in the production of this brilliant work of satire.